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Give us your funniest quotes... — #6

Also see: Every single friggin' line in "The Big Lebowski" and most of 'em in "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" (Damn! We're in a tight spot!)
MacNN Software by Oneota Sun, 11 Jul 2004 - 00:20

Give us your funniest quotes... — #5

From my sig file: "Give me ambiguity or give me something else!" My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore. Dyslexic/agnostic/insomniac - …
MacNN Software by Oneota Sun, 11 Jul 2004 - 00:18

Give us your funniest quotes... — #4

From Naked Gun 33 1/3: Frank Dreben: "Hey Rocco, who's the broad? Looks like she took one to many to the face." Rocco: "THAT'S MY MOTHER!!!"
MacNN Software by Stogieman Sun, 11 Jul 2004 - 00:01

Give us your funniest quotes... — #3

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas." "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
MacNN Software by Kitschy Sun, 11 Jul 2004 - 00:00

Give us your funniest quotes... — #2

This is just random- "Well you'll get tumors in your rectum. From what? From shoving uranium 238 up your ass."
MacNN Software by demograph68 Sat, 10 Jul 2004 - 23:53

macworld expo — #3

Since Apple won't be there, there won't be much happening at MW Boston. However, there should be some neat 3rd party products to see.
MacNN Software by hyperb0le Sat, 10 Jul 2004 - 23:37

macworld expo — #2

apple is not part of the show, so i would not expect anything from them at least...but surely some of the other exhibitors will have som new stuff to show.
MacNN Software by Mr. Blur Sat, 10 Jul 2004 - 23:35

macworld expo — #1

is the macworld expo happening next week in boston?if it will, is there any new stuff that we can expect?im a mac newbie and i dont really know what to expect in the expo.
MacNN Software by daxdagr8t Sat, 10 Jul 2004 - 23:32

My two new German best friends. — #9

Quote: Originally posted by gorickey: And here I thought they were these famous German twins... Well hello there...
MacNN Software by KrazyEvilGoat Sat, 10 Jul 2004 - 23:29

Give us your funniest quotes... — #1

Anything really... mainly wanna get to 100 posts here but meh... Off the top of my head: "Lets go make quicky designs in bed"-brien "I have a gift for you." "Is it a gun?"
MacNN Software by KrazyEvilGoat Sat, 10 Jul 2004 - 23:19

The stupid poll of the day. — #16

Quote: Originally posted by MacGorilla: In Before gorickey� Cheater. Weekends don't count...
MacNN Software by gorickey Sat, 10 Jul 2004 - 20:16

A number of reasons why the chicken crossed the road. — #1

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. In fact, we do not even have a c…
MacNN Software by lil'babykitten Sat, 10 Jul 2004 - 17:32

My two new German best friends. — #6

Quote: Originally posted by Spheric Harlot: Yeah. We get them handed to us on our eighteenth birthday, along with our Lederhosen, yodeldiploma, and lifetime supply of S…
MacNN Software by paully dub Sat, 10 Jul 2004 - 16:37

My two new German best friends. — #5

Yeah. We get them handed to us on our eighteenth birthday, along with our Lederhosen, yodeldiploma, and lifetime supply of Sauerkraut. -s*
MacNN Software by Spheric Harlot Sat, 10 Jul 2004 - 16:29

My new Mac design tips/tricks blog — #9

Quote: Originally posted by iraszl: Hi! I know I'm not a regular here, but allow me to introduce my new blog. I'm putting a lot of effort into it and I'd like to hear yo…
MacNN Software by fireside Sat, 10 Jul 2004 - 16:24
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