Sad attempt at humor

Back when Charter let me have the interweb without getting the television service I never had cable. But when I wanted to raise the bandwidth a bit they MADE me get a package that …

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Good for you, I guess. I've known a few people not have TV's. They're always so proud of themselves and trumpet the fact to anyone who'll listen. Personally, I've never watched …

i think plasma cutters are the closest thing we have to light sabers today.

Now they just make a car power adapter for it and we are good to go!

And it uses a old graphlex flash tube holder like the original star wars lightsabres used as well! How is that for coincidence.

Quote: Originally posted by Xeo: can run for up to but not exceeding 13 seconds. haha Yeah, that part got me laughing

Quote: Originally posted by Sherwin: Because people in non-commie countries have vehicle based hobbies? Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! (It's o…

can run for up to but not exceeding 13 seconds. haha

Sound so cool but sad it's fake

You aren't missing anything important. Well, except for boxing. I've trekked out to the TV to watch boxing and the UFC for the past few Wednesdays. I'll see how long that lasts. Ot…

I don't understand....so how can I get a year of TV for free?

Runs on 53 AAA batteries http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i5465

Quote: Originally posted by wolfen: Yes, this marks the anniversary of me not having TV. If it's not on NPR or CNN, I have no ide what's going on. It's glorious. Late…

well he only mentioned one GM car so i am sure he didn't piss him off that much

Quote: Originally posted by george68: Well, be all high and mighty if you like, but it looks better than what most people drive (camry, accord, jetta, impala, intrepid, …

I don't watch TV often and when I do it's just to pass the time. I rarely even care about what I'm watching. I usually just acquire the few episodes of shows a week that I don't wa…

Last I checked, CNN is a TV channel.

Quote: Originally posted by OH-N'omac: If by good you mean "really, really bad", then yes. That car looks "good". No wait, not good, that other thing, yeah...bad. But no…

I don't watch much TV, except for the news, weather, and occasionally the History channel. The only thing outside of that has been seasons 1 and 2 of 24 on DVD. I'm glad I finished…

Quote: Originally posted by wolfen: If it's not on NPR or CNN, I have no ide what's going on. Tell me, am I missing anything? More fitting, it should read, 'I have…

Yeah, you're obviously not a sports fan. The thought of going without football (only a couple months to go!) makes me physically ill. Whenever you do get a TV again, skip the BS …

I'm still convinced that inspiration came to the Aztek designers after seeing one of these on the way to work one morning.

Quote: Originally posted by wolfen: Tell me, am I missing anything? Yes, the Atlantic League All-Star game next week...hurry...