Great news! But I don't believe Beagle2 has made it. Imagine, maybe in some decades man search for Beagle2 and find it somewhere hidden under dust, and those of us who are still al…

Britney Said to Tie the Knot - But How Tight? But on Sunday People.com quoted a source close to Spears as saying the wedding was a joke that went too far and the singer was alrea…

Quote: Originally posted by Spheric Harlot: Well, there *was* that metric conspiracy to confuse the NASA guys and send one of their space probes hurtling to oblivion a c…

What a great day for NASA/JPL! It was exciting to follow the whole landing procedure and to see the first B&W images. Color images are due soon. I wonder if Mar's sky will…

Hillary Clinton is a Clintonite from the Clintinion Galaxy of Zor in the Rodem Constellation. Make sense now?

Quote: Originally posted by olePigeon: God damn piece of f*cking sh*t!!!! F**CK!$(^$! So my computer keeps poping up that god damn Windows Update message in the corner…

Sounds awesome, too bad for Beagle. I hope a miracle opens up for them. The data collected from 2 probes would be better than 1. It's beyond me why America doesn't do this more …

pretty freaking sweet!

Quote: Originally posted by kindbud: re: Spheric Harlot Like I was saying...Windows is fuxored and he needs to re-install. Absolutely!! I use Windows Update al…

hopefully he dumps her and then she is so upset she just has to do playboy

^ what he said. It's important to remember that sick days are sacred things. Never feel guilty about using them - and never waste them if you're really sick. BTW, I get paid for …

Most excellent news for NASA. And here's to the hope I have UK brings Beagle 2 back to life. Good luck, team.

Quote: Originally posted by urban: I am a part-timer at a drugstore and recently i've been feeling lazy so I told my boss I was sick. I skipped work friday and saturday …

If they roam around that planet long enough I'm sure they'll find a rock that looks like Elvis!

Quote: Originally posted by ThinkInsane: . Just don't make a habit of it, and chalk it up as a couple of 'mental health days'. This is probably a good idea. I've…

Probably more to do with luck - most missions in the past, American and Russian - have failed. The US was bound to get one to work in the end.

Well, there *was* that metric conspiracy to confuse the NASA guys and send one of their space probes hurtling to oblivion a couple of years ago...

mars peeps are like where's my bling bling? memphis bleek and ludacris delivered some shiznit over to the red planet like 2 years ago

I think what we have here is clearly a conspiracy of the aliens in conjunction with reverse vampires.

Quote: Originally posted by Eriamjh: If you don't get paid for not working then who cares? exactly. no offense but your job is menial. if he really hates you, …

she'll divorce the dork in a few months no way it lasts forever because britney is annoying

If you don't get paid for not working then who cares?

This is awesome news..with so many failures in the past 10 years, it's great that NASA finally has a win on their hands...

Lets extrapolate kindbud's point a little further. I work in a building (actually a medical campus) with 4,000 employees and I would estimate 3,992 of those people have called in s…

Madonna got married at a fairly young age too,