re: Spheric Harlot Like I was saying...Windows is fuxored and he needs to re-install.

I am a part-timer at a drugstore and recently i've been feeling lazy so I told my boss I was sick. I skipped work friday and saturday already. And today I wanted to go to work but …

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't hav…

Ad-Aware, Sygate Personal Firewall from Download.com. And quit whining.

Quote: Originally posted by kindbud: press F8 when Windows starts to boot. Select "Safe Mode" boot option. Uninstall Windows updates from "Add/Remove programs pane". …

The Toronto area is experiencing another mild winter. Yesterday I noticed that my crocuses (croci?) are all pushing through the mulch! They're in for a frosty reception if January …

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: But that changes with marriage Most of the guys that wanted to bone her will doubtfully be as interested. (note: I say MOST not…

press F8 when Windows starts to boot. Select "Safe Mode" boot option. Uninstall Windows updates from "Add/Remove programs pane". or waste an hour re-installing Windows.

It has been snowing here for a couple of hours, now it's so white and pretty. The winter is here !

Can't afford a router? Obviously that internet is coming from SOMEWHERE! If it's being shared from the g4 or something over a hub you shouldn't have any problem with open ports in …

Quote: Originally posted by ShortcutToMoncton: Bah. You guys are pussies! I spent Christmas in Toronto and there was MAXIMUM GOATAGE. Rain on Christmas Day? What kin…

Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.

Quote: Originally posted by Link: Why not just put it behind a router or something and totally forget about security updates? Not running a server nor running it 24/7 it…

Why not just put it behind a router or something and totally forget about security updates? Not running a server nor running it 24/7 it shouldn't be a major prob.. might wanna use …

'Cause we lied, silly...just like we lied about landing on the moon

It sure is a pos.

God damn piece of f*cking sh*t!!!! F**CK!$(^$! So my computer keeps poping up that god damn Windows Update message in the corner. So I click. There's like 3 Windows updates. So…

Quote: Originally posted by iNub: ...jamming two fingers up its ass to *REALLY* piss it off. I can almost hear him narrate!

Quote: Originally posted by Axo1ot1: Were? Last i checked she had a hit album out... But that changes with marriage Most of the guys that wanted to bone her will…

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Her two main markets were: 1. Guys that thought she was hot. 2. Little impressionable preteen girls. Were? Last i checke…

Hey, I say he should be able to do it. If worse comes to worse, he can toss the baby as a distraction while grabbing the croc by the tail and jamming two fingers up its ass to *REA…

Quote: Originally posted by Superchic[k]en: Really cause after all a LOT of guys were buying Brittany's albums... wait... oh please tell me no guy bought her albums... …

Why else would only the NASA probe successfully reach the red planet? The Japanese probe failed and Beagle 2 disappeared. I vaguely remember something about 4 probes heading there,…

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't hav…

I actually went to people.com (linked from the link above). Second paragraph: Quote: But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop …