Quote: Originally posted by urban: I am a part-timer at a drugstore and recently i've been feeling lazy so I told my boss I was sick. I skipped work friday and saturday …

If they roam around that planet long enough I'm sure they'll find a rock that looks like Elvis!

Quote: Originally posted by ThinkInsane: . Just don't make a habit of it, and chalk it up as a couple of 'mental health days'. This is probably a good idea. I've…

Probably more to do with luck - most missions in the past, American and Russian - have failed. The US was bound to get one to work in the end.

Well, there *was* that metric conspiracy to confuse the NASA guys and send one of their space probes hurtling to oblivion a couple of years ago...

mars peeps are like where's my bling bling? memphis bleek and ludacris delivered some shiznit over to the red planet like 2 years ago

I think what we have here is clearly a conspiracy of the aliens in conjunction with reverse vampires.

Quote: Originally posted by Eriamjh: If you don't get paid for not working then who cares? exactly. no offense but your job is menial. if he really hates you, …

she'll divorce the dork in a few months no way it lasts forever because britney is annoying

If you don't get paid for not working then who cares?

Lets extrapolate kindbud's point a little further. I work in a building (actually a medical campus) with 4,000 employees and I would estimate 3,992 of those people have called in s…

Madonna got married at a fairly young age too,

The World is flat!!!!!!!! The Moon is made of Cheese!!!!!!! Where are my happy pills?????

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Quote: Originally posted by The Godfather: You cold blodded nerd. I and the rest of the world still hold Britney in the "highly desireables" list. You mean, you …

Quote: Originally posted by Link: Can't afford a router? Obviously that internet is coming from SOMEWHERE! Yes, but that is not the point. One should be able to r…

I work in a building with 500 other people. Probably half of them have been there for at least 15 years. I can assure you that 498 of them (myself included) have called-in sick wh…

re: Spheric Harlot Like I was saying...Windows is fuxored and he needs to re-install.

I am a part-timer at a drugstore and recently i've been feeling lazy so I told my boss I was sick. I skipped work friday and saturday already. And today I wanted to go to work but …

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't hav…

Ad-Aware, Sygate Personal Firewall from Download.com. And quit whining.

Quote: Originally posted by kindbud: press F8 when Windows starts to boot. Select "Safe Mode" boot option. Uninstall Windows updates from "Add/Remove programs pane". …

The Toronto area is experiencing another mild winter. Yesterday I noticed that my crocuses (croci?) are all pushing through the mulch! They're in for a frosty reception if January …

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: But that changes with marriage Most of the guys that wanted to bone her will doubtfully be as interested. (note: I say MOST not…

press F8 when Windows starts to boot. Select "Safe Mode" boot option. Uninstall Windows updates from "Add/Remove programs pane". or waste an hour re-installing Windows.