I thought you might have been talking about sperm.

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Quote: Originally posted by waxcrash: Congrats. Did you know you could have just built your form and used the post method with the target being a simple cgi script that …

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sounds like you need therapy more than anything.

took me a goddamn year fudging and teaching myself PHP to be able to do this: http://jacktse.com/contact.php i admit it was easier than i thought but it was 10x harder because i…

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A blonde is walking around a lake. She looks over to the other side and sees another blond standing on the opposite shore. She yells across the water "How do I get over there?" …

For the last few weeks my wife and I have been enjoying the series of HP comercials in that uses The Cure's "Pictures of You" as a soundtrack. The first time I saw it, I went righ…

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There is a Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi on the street corner. A little boy runs by and the priest says to the the rabbi, "Let's screw him." The rabbi responds, "Out of what?"

Btw: Yes, you do. Badly.