OMG! Darwin will get them all eventually...

Quote: Originally posted by gorickey: About to nail the hell out of Chicago, IL....yesterday it was 61 degrees here; however, tonight we are "supposed" to get 3-6 inches…

Quote: Originally posted by Krusty: I actually went to people.com (linked from the link above). Second paragraph: I hope he didnt sign a prenuptial, he can sue h…

Britney Said to Tie the Knot - But How Tight? But on Sunday People.com quoted a source close to Spears as saying the wedding was a joke that went too far and the singer was alrea…

Quote: Originally posted by Spheric Harlot: Well, there *was* that metric conspiracy to confuse the NASA guys and send one of their space probes hurtling to oblivion a c…

Hillary Clinton is a Clintonite from the Clintinion Galaxy of Zor in the Rodem Constellation. Make sense now?

Quote: Originally posted by olePigeon: God damn piece of f*cking sh*t!!!! F**CK!$(^$! So my computer keeps poping up that god damn Windows Update message in the corner…

Quote: Originally posted by kindbud: re: Spheric Harlot Like I was saying...Windows is fuxored and he needs to re-install. Absolutely!! I use Windows Update al…

hopefully he dumps her and then she is so upset she just has to do playboy

^ what he said. It's important to remember that sick days are sacred things. Never feel guilty about using them - and never waste them if you're really sick. BTW, I get paid for …

Quote: Originally posted by urban: I am a part-timer at a drugstore and recently i've been feeling lazy so I told my boss I was sick. I skipped work friday and saturday …

If they roam around that planet long enough I'm sure they'll find a rock that looks like Elvis!

Quote: Originally posted by ThinkInsane: . Just don't make a habit of it, and chalk it up as a couple of 'mental health days'. This is probably a good idea. I've…

Probably more to do with luck - most missions in the past, American and Russian - have failed. The US was bound to get one to work in the end.

Well, there *was* that metric conspiracy to confuse the NASA guys and send one of their space probes hurtling to oblivion a couple of years ago...

mars peeps are like where's my bling bling? memphis bleek and ludacris delivered some shiznit over to the red planet like 2 years ago

I think what we have here is clearly a conspiracy of the aliens in conjunction with reverse vampires.

Quote: Originally posted by Eriamjh: If you don't get paid for not working then who cares? exactly. no offense but your job is menial. if he really hates you, …

she'll divorce the dork in a few months no way it lasts forever because britney is annoying

If you don't get paid for not working then who cares?

Lets extrapolate kindbud's point a little further. I work in a building (actually a medical campus) with 4,000 employees and I would estimate 3,992 of those people have called in s…

Madonna got married at a fairly young age too,

The World is flat!!!!!!!! The Moon is made of Cheese!!!!!!! Where are my happy pills?????