Quote: Originally posted by Superchic[k]en: Really cause after all a LOT of guys were buying Brittany's albums... wait... oh please tell me no guy bought her albums... …

Why else would only the NASA probe successfully reach the red planet? The Japanese probe failed and Beagle 2 disappeared. I vaguely remember something about 4 probes heading there,…

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't hav…

I actually went to people.com (linked from the link above). Second paragraph: Quote: But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop …

Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't have it. What's funny is that this will probably affe…

yeah, i'm sure there's plenty of kids who would get her drunk enough to agree to marry them... in 2 weeks there'll be an announcement that she's pregnant, too.

She had a bell hop walk her down the aisle... what the heck? Was she drunk? Sounds like she kinda kept people close to her out of it... hmmm

She married George Constanza?

Quote: Originally posted by ThinkInsane: She married George Constanza? that was the first thing i thought, too

i let her go home to see her friend for the weekend and look what happens! oh well, lesson learned.

Britney Spears weds childhood friend Quote: The 22-year-old diva married Jason Allen Alexander early Saturday at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Strip, accord…

two guys walked into a bar... youd think the second guy would have seen it coming!

Where is winter indeed... 38�C / 100.4�F.

It's been awhile since we had a joke thread. Here are a few to get things started: Two blondes were taking a test. They sat down, stared at their papers. The first question read:…

Quote: Originally posted by Mr. Blur: we got a little blast of winter here overnight...woke up to 2 or 3 inches of snow....always creates havoc aound here as people are …

we got a little blast of winter here overnight...woke up to 2 or 3 inches of snow....always creates havoc aound here as people are not used to it.

come visit me..

Quote: Originally posted by kmkkid: Well? Where did it go? 13�C, January 3rd, Southern Ontario, Canada. I think it all went here: -30�C, January 3rd, Southern A…

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Damn, I'll be flying into Chicago tomorrow! Be happy you get to stay where you are. I am supposed to fly out of Ohare tomo…

Bah. You guys are pussies! I spent Christmas in Toronto and there was MAXIMUM GOATAGE. Rain on Christmas Day? What kind of shi� is that? I got off the plane to -21 in Edmonton…

Quote: Originally posted by Steve: Represent Michigan! Representing Shelby Twp. and East Lansing.

Detroit is supposed to get 6-10 inches by Sunday night. Thanks for ruining my nice warm winter.

Err... guess where the winter is? NORWAY! Argh...!

Quote: Originally posted by Kilbey: Nice and close to the first Michigan Apple Store. Sweet. The next city in Michigan to get one should be Grand Rapids (logical…

Quote: Originally posted by WinsOBoogi: But I love the media attention on it. I think there's a bit more of things to worry about than Steve Irwin being a jackass. Lik…