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Joke Thread — #20

Quote: Originally posted by Demonhat: How do you kill a blind man. You eat him. Ca$h?
MacNN Games by lil'babykitten Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 05:30

Cure For Pre-Job Interview Jitters? — #5

Thanks everybody, keep 'em comin'. I leave the night job in 2 hours, have a 50-minute commute, then hope to get some rest. FYI-- The job is an airline communications job. I follo…
MacNN Troubleshooting by DigitalEl Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 05:16

Well, I'm going to vomit ... — #10

Quote: Originally posted by Mastrap: Don't drink iced water. The cold will irritate your stomach. Get yourself a coke, open and stir until it is completely flat. Drink. …
MacNN Networking by The Placid Casual Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 05:15

Great lines from songs... — #39

"Be sure that what you dream of, won't come to haunt you out"-Bush-Headful of Ghosts "Who wouldn't be the one you love? WHo wouldn't stand inside your love."-The Smashing Pumpkins…
MacNN Troubleshooting by SOLIDAge Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 05:12

Cure For Pre-Job Interview Jitters? — #4

Hmmm, let's see here - an interview, I love going to interviews. I've been sitting on both sides of the table plenty of times, as the interviewer and as the interviewee - there rea…
MacNN Troubleshooting by effgee Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 05:00

Cure For Pre-Job Interview Jitters? — #3

I originally through this thread was a little ridiculous because you were jittery over Jobs keynote tomorrow. I find turning down the lights and putting on some good jazz from the…
MacNN Troubleshooting by Yose Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 04:53

Cure For Pre-Job Interview Jitters? — #2

There is a saying in yoga: When you can control your breath, you can control everything. Stretch out on the floor on your back. Use a pillow under your head, maybe also put pillo…
MacNN Troubleshooting by Mastrap Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 04:47

Well, I'm going to vomit ... — #9

Quote: Well, I hope you choke on your vomit and die! Assclown. Quote: Do I suck ASS? Most certainly yes. Anyway, best thing is bu…
MacNN Networking by acadian Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 04:21

Steve Jobs on the 6th — #25

Quote: Originally posted by dillerX: i see your joke on a joke and raise you a riddle. **** that�I fold.
MacNN Networking by MindFad Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 04:15

Steve Jobs on the 6th — #24

Quote: Originally posted by Sealobo: Didn't think it was a joke on top of another joke? i see your joke on a joke and raise you a riddle.
MacNN Networking by dillerX Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 04:02

Steve Jobs on the 6th — #23

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Didn't think it was a joke? Didn't think it was a joke on top of another joke?
MacNN Networking by Sealobo Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 03:08

I F*cking Hate Windows Update!!!! — #17

Quote: Originally posted by Athens: WHy are you installing windows again, why didnt you go into add and remove programs and UNINSTALL the updates that caused the problem…
MacNN Software by himself Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 03:02

Can you use a touchpad as a drawing tablet? — #8

No, it has nothing to do with heat or pressure. It works by measuring capacitance. It would be possible to make a stylus that has similar capacitance as a finger, but why, when fo…
MacNN Hardware by tooki Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 02:41

Joke Thread — #19

Quote: Originally posted by waxcrash: There is a Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi on the street corner. A little boy runs by and the priest says to the the rabbi, "Let…
MacNN Games by MindFad Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 02:18

Steve Jobs on the 6th — #22

Quote: Originally posted by undotwa: Without the circumflex it does not print because of censoring. The **** it will (sorry mods...)
MacNN Networking by - - e r i k - - Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 02:10

Joke Thread — #18

There is a Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi on the street corner. A little boy runs by and the priest says to the the rabbi, "Let's screw him." The rabbi responds, "Out of what?"
MacNN Games by waxcrash Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 01:59

Can you use a touchpad as a drawing tablet? — #7

the touchpad if I'm right is just a grid of heat sensors.. it's not so much that it has to be a finger so much as it does need to be warm... Granted there aren't really any *heate…
MacNN Hardware by Link Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 01:37

Joke Thread — #16

How do you kill a blind man. You eat him.
MacNN Games by Demonhat Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 01:06
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