Quote: Originally posted by Spheric Harlot: Well, there *was* that metric conspiracy to confuse the NASA guys and send one of their space probes hurtling to oblivion a c…

Hillary Clinton is a Clintonite from the Clintinion Galaxy of Zor in the Rodem Constellation. Make sense now?

are the beatles still getting million dollar checks from Apple over iTunes?

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Quote: Originally posted by kindbud: re: Spheric Harlot Like I was saying...Windows is fuxored and he needs to re-install. Absolutely!! I use Windows Update al…

hopefully he dumps her and then she is so upset she just has to do playboy

^ what he said. It's important to remember that sick days are sacred things. Never feel guilty about using them - and never waste them if you're really sick. BTW, I get paid for …

Quote: Originally posted by urban: I am a part-timer at a drugstore and recently i've been feeling lazy so I told my boss I was sick. I skipped work friday and saturday …

If they roam around that planet long enough I'm sure they'll find a rock that looks like Elvis!

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Probably more to do with luck - most missions in the past, American and Russian - have failed. The US was bound to get one to work in the end.

Well, there *was* that metric conspiracy to confuse the NASA guys and send one of their space probes hurtling to oblivion a couple of years ago...

mars peeps are like where's my bling bling? memphis bleek and ludacris delivered some shiznit over to the red planet like 2 years ago

I think what we have here is clearly a conspiracy of the aliens in conjunction with reverse vampires.

Quote: Originally posted by Eriamjh: If you don't get paid for not working then who cares? exactly. no offense but your job is menial. if he really hates you, …

she'll divorce the dork in a few months no way it lasts forever because britney is annoying

If you don't get paid for not working then who cares?

Whatever happen to the "cube" lawsuit?

Lets extrapolate kindbud's point a little further. I work in a building (actually a medical campus) with 4,000 employees and I would estimate 3,992 of those people have called in s…

Madonna got married at a fairly young age too,

The World is flat!!!!!!!! The Moon is made of Cheese!!!!!!! Where are my happy pills?????

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I work in a building with 500 other people. Probably half of them have been there for at least 15 years. I can assure you that 498 of them (myself included) have called-in sick wh…