What new Lincolns are debuting? Anybody know?

Quote: Originally posted by Timo: A Howard Stern endorsement does have its drawbacks, too. Normally, it's a "double-D" drawback...

A Howard Stern endorsement does have its drawbacks, too.

Quote: Originally posted by Misanthrope: Great reference, but those were two different scenes. I gave the edited version...

Quote: Originally posted by DigitalEl: Then again, no real computer user would trust Howard when it comes to technology. They always talk about Lotus Notes, too. …

Quote: Originally posted by olePigeon: Because I COULDN'T boot into Safe mode. I'd get the f*cking explorer.exe error in Safe mode too. I couldn't do jack sh*t. …

I am having pre-Job keynote jitters. To you, I recommend getting to the interview early.

A blonde is walking around a lake. She looks over to the other side and sees another blond standing on the opposite shore. She yells across the water "How do I get over there?" …

Quote: Originally posted by Cipher13: Cure for pre-job interview jitters? Beer. No, no and no. That makes you belchy and gassy, two characteristics almost never …

He has been a paid spokesman for the iPod and the show gave dozens of them away back in October and November. That being said, he does have one of his own and apparently uses it...…

Quote: Originally posted by Demonhat: Well, I hope you choke on your vomit and die! Ooo. Ca$hie Boy, that you? -s*

Quote: Originally posted by Mastrap: Don't drink iced water. The cold will irritate your stomach. Get yourself a coke, open and stir until it is completely flat. Drink. …

Cure for pre-job interview jitters? Beer.

Quote: Originally posted by Ghoser777: "Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight. You've got to kick at the darkness till ot bleeds day light." Lovers in …

Quote: Originally posted by gorickey: [Garth fears throwing up if he talks to his dream girl.] Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's …

My doodles are a small joke compared to this. Great work

LOL. I see the point about a hole.. but why take the time to do that when you can just well um yeah. err.. ok that's gross..

Quote: Originally posted by Buck_Naked: The World is flat!!!!!!!! The Moon is made of Cheese!!!!!!! Where are my happy pills????? I thought it the Moon that was f…

[Random Post} I have been using XP on my new homebrew machine for about 3 weeks now... I hate to say it, but I am very impressed... In the end I paid about �550 all in for an A…

Quote: Originally posted by acadian: Unless your poo is composed of solid cobalt, it should have just bent, twisted and coiled itself around like a soft serve ice cream…

[Garth fears throwing up if he talks to his dream girl.] Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was nev…

Actually, one of the best ways to rehydrate is as follows: 1 litre of water 1 teaspoon of salt 8 teaspoons of sugar This is common knowledge in tropical countries where …

Quote: Originally posted by kindbud: press F8 when Windows starts to boot. Select "Safe Mode" boot option. Uninstall Windows updates from "Add/Remove programs pane". …

yes, you can get in trouble.. by trouble, I mean you can get charged for useage and or possibly have your contract cancelled. I've heard some cases of this. I have SprintPCS Visio…

Quote: Originally posted by effgee: (don't forget to thank him/her for the interview) the next day, This is really, really, really important. I've interviewed m…