Hillary Clinton is a Clintonite from the Clintinion Galaxy of Zor in the Rodem Constellation. Make sense now?

are the beatles still getting million dollar checks from Apple over iTunes?

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Hah looks cool, altough I bit much Beetle if you ask me.

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All from the same song. You know what song and who it is... "When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical." "Won't you sign up…

I was at some NASA HQ in Washington D.C once and I saw rooms full of Macs but not one winblows machine.

Sounds awesome, too bad for Beagle. I hope a miracle opens up for them. The data collected from 2 probes would be better than 1. It's beyond me why America doesn't do this more …

pretty freaking sweet!

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hopefully he dumps her and then she is so upset she just has to do playboy

^ what he said. It's important to remember that sick days are sacred things. Never feel guilty about using them - and never waste them if you're really sick. BTW, I get paid for …

Quote: Originally posted by SupahCoolX: Notorious BIG- "Nasty Boy" Ladies! My Mercedes Holds 4 in the back, 2 if you're fat. *LOL*

Most excellent news for NASA. And here's to the hope I have UK brings Beagle 2 back to life. Good luck, team.

This is what the Megane should look like (after some quick and dirty Photoshop).

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If they roam around that planet long enough I'm sure they'll find a rock that looks like Elvis!

Quote: Originally posted by ThinkInsane: . Just don't make a habit of it, and chalk it up as a couple of 'mental health days'. This is probably a good idea. I've…

Probably more to do with luck - most missions in the past, American and Russian - have failed. The US was bound to get one to work in the end.

Well, there *was* that metric conspiracy to confuse the NASA guys and send one of their space probes hurtling to oblivion a couple of years ago...

mars peeps are like where's my bling bling? memphis bleek and ludacris delivered some shiznit over to the red planet like 2 years ago

I think what we have here is clearly a conspiracy of the aliens in conjunction with reverse vampires.

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she'll divorce the dork in a few months no way it lasts forever because britney is annoying

If you don't get paid for not working then who cares?